Unbeatable Flavor at Highlands Smokehouse: A BBQ Lover's Paradise!

Ready for some rib-tickling goodness at Highlands Smokehouse?

So, picture this: I'm sitting at Highlands Smokehouse, bib around my neck, and a face full of excitement. Why? Because I’m about to embark on a culinary adventure that promises to leave me stuffed and possibly in need of a nap. Let's dive into this smoky, saucy tale of gluttonous glory.

Full Rack Ribs ($26 per LB, $29 for the tray): A Rib-tastic Experience

First up, the full rack ribs. When they say “full rack,” they definitely mean it. These ribs were so massive, I felt like I was auditioning for a role in the Flintstones. As soon as I took my first bite, I realized I wasn’t eating these ribs—they were eating me! Juicy, tender, and smothered in a barbecue sauce that made my taste buds throw a party, these ribs were the MVP of the meal. I’m pretty sure I heard the pig giving me a high five from BBQ heaven.

BBQ Nachos ($16): The Mount Everest of Nachos

Next, I tackled the BBQ Nachos, simply because I could... Imagine a mountain of crispy tortilla chips generously loaded with your choice of pulled pork, smoked chicken, or brisket (I, of course, went for the brisket because go big or go home, right?). Now, top that with house-made salsa, cheddar cheese, pickled jalapeños, cilantro pesto, crema, guacamole, pickled onions, and queso. Yes, queso! I took one look at this nacho Everest and thought, “Challenge accepted.” No sherpa required!

Each bite was an explosion of flavors—smoky, tangy, spicy, creamy, and cheesy all at once. I’m pretty sure I transcended to another dimension for a moment. If you ever wondered what it’s like to taste happiness, this is it. By the end, I needed a hiking permit to reach the bottom of the plate.

Housemade Banana Pudding ($5.50): Sweet Dreams Are Made of This

To wrap things up, I indulged in the housemade banana pudding. I was already on the verge of a food coma, but this dessert was calling my name. Creamy, dreamy, and with just the right amount of banana goodness, it was like a hug in a bowl. The pudding was so smooth, it should have come with a jazz soundtrack. Each spoonful felt like a soft, sweet lullaby, gently coaxing me into dessert nirvana. I would have licked the bowl clean, but I had to maintain some dignity.

Final Thoughts: Comedy and Much Welcome Calories

In conclusion, Highlands Smokehouse isn’t just a restaurant—it’s a delicious adventure filled with rib-tickling goodness, nacho-mountain climbing, and pudding-induced euphoria. Bring your appetite, your stretchy pants, and maybe a bib. Trust me, you’ll need all three.

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Be aware: Closed Tuesday.

Nick Saint Clair.